Monthly Archives September 2006

The Accident

Dear Diary and perverted watchers, Crap day today … i survived but ended up at the hospital for several hours.I finally got my husbands push bike off him and adjusted the brakes. I thought i would bike to the shops with miss 10yo and teach her road rules at the same time.I showed her how [...]

Burning calories with sex!

Taken from here Question:> Does anyone have any information on how many calories are burned by various> sexual activities? This may be the best physical exercise to lose weight! Answer:——————————————————————————-ACTIVITY CALORIES BURNED ACTIVITY CALORIES BURNED——————————————————————————- REMOVING CLOTHES: ORGASMIC INTENSITY SCALE:With partner’s consent……….12 Shoes flew off………………..35Without partner’s consent……187 Expression didn’t change………..1/2 Orchestra swelled………………6UNHOOKING BRA: Birds sangUsing [...]

Shake your bon bon shake your bon bon!

o/~ Shake your bon bon shake your bon bon! Its times like this im glad im looseing weight